GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

What the, What the? Why are you feeding your 4 year old Oreos for breakfast. Ugh, parents are really starting to make me hate them. Parents send their children to school hyped up on Oreos, popsicles and crap like that so that people like me who work with them get to have the chance to go crazy. UGHHHHH. STOP IT!!! THINK BEFORE YOU FEED YOUR KIDs THAT CRAP IN THE MORNING. Don't be surprised when we call you telling you that your childs in trouble. Why, cuz you hyped them up.

Eewwwwww

Ever find that one seat on the bus u so happy to get cuz the bus is crowded? Well yayyyyyy I found one. Too bad this funky crazy looking lady sat next me. Ugh I was so comfy I didn't wanna get up. So I told myself to " suck it up". Buttttttt noooooooooooooooooo this bitches leg started touching mine!!!!!!! That is a no no. I already have a "people in my bubble" problem, but the fact that you're gorilla funky makes its worse. The worse part is the seat next to her opened up and she didn't move over. Smh GET YOUR STANKY MONKEY ASS LEG OFF ME!!!!!!!!

OMG My Thigh!!!!

Ugh. I wish people would accept their size and my space. For two people to be able to sit next to each other comfortably on the trolley, they have to be able to fit their hips in the seat. Not have your thighs spilling over into my seat and TOUCHING ME!!!!!! Grrrrrr. If you know your hips are too big to fit in the seat with another person, DON'T SIT DOWN, go sit by yourself in a SINGLE SEAT!!!!! I don't want my thigh pinched. Maybe next person that does that to me will get pinched in the face. Ugh.

THE BIRDS HAIR LOOKS NICE BUT YOURS????

Wow!!!! The birds hair looks better than yours. What a shame. Why blue? Do you have an actual explaination other than wanting to be different? I don't mind the hairstyle, but I just want to know the thinking behind the color. At least the Cockatoo was born with the orange. Lol I crack myself up sometimes.

WHAT IS THAAT SUPPOSED TO BE??????

No. Seriously. What is that supposed to be? I've seen a lot of locks lately, but never just a really big ugly one. I wonder if he even has any hair under that hat. Thats just gross. Theres probably a decades worth of just pure stank dirty nastiness buried deep in there. How does he even wash that!?!?!?  If any of my friends ever decided to do some dumb shit like that, we will definitely be fighting. EW THE NASTINESS !!!!!!

Verbally Excited

So yesterday while on the bus I was talking to my mother on the phone. Why is it that as soon as I got off the phone this older gentleman just started talking to me about someone riding a motorized wheelchair. "Oh she's riding her wheelchair up the hill. She probably didn't want to wait for the bus." Hellooooooo. I don't care!!!!! Like sir did it ever occur to you that maybe it wasn't her plan to catch the bus? Ugh. After giving him the eye he gracefully removed himself from his seat and sat by the driver. Tsk tsk tsk I don't think the driver was prepared for this verbally excited gentleman. Of course he started talking. But why did he have to talk so loud? What is the point? Your all the way in the front of the bus yet I can hear you in the back. Grrr. I was so happy to get off the bus 5 stops later.  Verbally excited people annoy me. If I don't know you don't talk to me!!!!

Phrase of The Day: Verbally Excited

SHUT UP!!!!

What the fuzz nugget!!!!!! Shut the hell up. Like your right across from dude why are you taking so loud? He ain't deaf so stop trying to make it that way. Can't wait to get me some more iphone headphones. I can block all nonsense out with those things. I should not be able to hear your whole conversation when my music is on full blast.  Ugh I need a car. But then again I wouldn't have this blog. Have a great day people. Hopefully I won't have to post anything later.

WTF!!!!!! Its smellz like a skunk bust both his asses on this trolley. Somebody needs to go home and take a bath in tomatoes. That is the cure isn't it!?!?!?

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Welcome to Septa Wars. If you don't know what Septa is let me tell you. Septa Is the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. Basically it is the public transportation system I take to and from work Monday through Friday. The whole point of this blog is to share my public transportation experience with you, whether it be a hilarious hair style or an annoying ghetto person on the bus. Please be warned, I have a sailors mouth when I get angry on the bus. So instead of my getting into a fight, I'll be taking out my frustrations in this blog. Please Please do not be upset if you end up in an story.