S.O.B!!

No the 37 did not just ride off 8 minutes before its departure time!! This is what i walked up to (see picture below). I purposely left, the spot I was at, early so that I wouldn't be late for the bus. Eff a damn SEPTA. Septa can kick rocks, swallow some garbage, suck a horse dong and kiss my ass!! This ridiculousness has got to stop. It's too cold out here to be pulling off early. Oh yeah that's right, septa drivers don't give a shit as long as they are on warm on the bus. One day a passenger is going to uppercut a driver. I want to be there to see it!!!

Ooooooooooo!!

Nope. I'm not angry but I really like this mans hat. REPRESENT!!

Look Bitches!!!

If your going to cut your hair don't do it half assed. OK!! I'm tired of seeing bald headed chicks cutting their hair all off leaving a stupid little puffball or throwing weave on top in a stupid ass spot. Stop trying to look like these stupid ass celebrities. They have money to waste and can buy as much hair as they want when they actually go bald. My cousin cut her hair off and by golly does she look gorgeous. Difference is she doesn't have a stupid spot of hair just hanging on her head. But this chick and the rest of y'all with those patches of hair look SAF.
Things I see during my travels with septa.



PS. if you don't know what SAF means figure it out!!!!

Ugh SEPTA IS THE WORST.

Ugh no bus here when I get here. Then a bus pulls past the stop. Let's people off and goes off duty!!! Wtf 👿. I despise septa so much right now. I don't have time for this shit!!!!!! It's late and it's dark. Oh now you pull up 10 min later. I swear that's the same damn driver. This heifer better not have went to the store while we are all out here waiting!!!!!!! Ugh if septa wasn't a better economical choice I would definitely be rolling in a hoopty. Smh.

Illiteracy and stupidity will be the death of our civilization!!

Question: how hard is it to look the hell up and read. Every septa trolley has this sign posted above the rear exit. "To exit wait for green light then step down". That statement could have been written by a first grader. Let's be real, I'm tired of hearing "back door!!!!" then having to say " step down". And doing it 3 stops in a row just shows me people don't listen very well. You know a whole rap album but can't frickin read a sign. Ugh. Let's get it together people.

Haha!!!!

Ok. This isn't necessarily a septa post however it was observed on septa.

I really need people to stop letting their parents and grandparents out the house like this. Why does a 70+ year old lady need freaking barrets I'm her hair? And why did she steal them from her grandchild!?!?! I'm trying to be a better person by not judging, but if your gonna present yourself this way please be prepared. Have a nice day!!

Old men and wigs!!!

So surprisingly this is not an angry post!!! Yay for me. Instead of it being an angry post its a wtf! post.
So old mans face had already scared when I saw it but what made me want to laugh in his face is the fact that someone let their grand pappy out the house with a wig on. Not a toupee!!! A whole bonafide WIG!!! The fact that I was standing less then two feet away from made it even more necessary to get a picture. I mean what kind of blogger would I be if I didn't at least get the picture. The even funnier part is that I could even see his beadybees poking out from the sides. I mean if I want standing right dead in his face I would have been rolling on the floor.
What's worse is that, out of compassion for him and his family, I warped his face before posting on Facebook. That was a bad idea according to some of friends because it creeped them out and they let me know it too. I think his original face is scarier. I can't lie he does look like he belongs I'm somebodies slasher/alien film. Let me know your opinion......

Really!!!! Dumbasses and tattoos!!

I have 5 tattoos and I have chocolate skin. But this dude right here is even darker than me. He had both arms & hands and his neck (only parts visible) all tatted up. Sad part is, as much as I like tattoos some people either choose the wrong place for them or don't have the skin for it. if I can't get color I know he can't, but damn at least I can get black ink to show up. What's makes this even sadder is that in the photo, even though showing him with a lighter skin tone, I still can't decipher what his tattoos are of. All I could figure was a damn star. Really!!!!!! DON'T GET ANY MORE DUDE.
P.s. Sorry the pic is rotated. Blogger mobile doesn't seem to like photos